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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
JUNE 2018
FATHER'S DAY FUNNY OF THE MONTH:
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card. I would love to hear from you $oon.
Love, Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgrphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student like you busy. Do Not forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
Q: Why did Karl Marx write in all lower case?
A: He hated capitalism.
AEROBIC EXERCISE OF THE MONTH:
Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend our arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax.
After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
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AUDIO BOOK OF THE MONTH:
WORKLAUGHS:
Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes about Making a Buck
WorkLaughs is full of hilarious and witty anecdotes about making a living. Comedians and others explore the funny side of many aspects of the workplace - including going on a job interview, sitting through meetings, calling in sick, dealing with the boss, retiring, and much more.
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