The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
DECEMBER 2017
LAUGH OF THE MONTH: I was singing along with the radio as it played the Beatles song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds." As I sang the lyric "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes," my husband interrupted. "Is that what he's singing?" he asked. "All these years, I thought it was 'the girl with colitis goes by.'"
-Lynette Harrell, Dolores, Colorado, in Reader's Digest 11/17
FACEBOOK FUNNY OF THE MONTH:
There's a big paddle sale at the local boat store.
It's quite an oar deal.
-Karl W. Palachuk
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
I walked by a recored store. The sign in the front said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized.
-Mitch Hedberg
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