The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
MAY 2017
FUNNY FOUND ON FACEBOOK THIS MONTH:My neighbor had the nerve to ring my doorbell at 2:30am.
Can you believe it, 2:30am?
Lucky I was still up playing my bagpipes.
-Steve Wilson
NEW WORD OF THE MONTH:Craptacular (adjective): Remarkably poor or disappointing.
"This restaurant has the most craptacular food I've ever eaten."
Speaking of restaurants, here are some
REAL RESTAURANT REVIEWS:(from Zagat)
"'Breaking bread' should not mean you have to use the side of the table."
"The only way the tables could be closer together would be to stack them."
"The duck was tired, tough, and took 90 minutes to arrive. It must have had a long flight."
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
"When I look at the internet, I feel the same as when I'm walking through Coney Island. It's like carnival barkers, and they all sit out there and go, 'Come on in here and see a three-legged man!' So you walk in and it's a guy with a crutch."
-Jon Stewart
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