MidMonth Mirth Memo. June 2016

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JUNE 2016 FATHER'S DAY FUNNY OF THE MONTH: Watching Frozen again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it, so she's going to watch it every day until college.                      -Michael Ian Black, comedian   TRAVEL TIP OF THE MONTH: Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"  -Rita Rudner, comedian                                OBSERVATION OF THE MONTH:    "What's with this weird custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow?" I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter. -Jerry Seinfeld, comedian     ARTICLE OF THE MONTH: http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/76443/when-jollytologist-says-have-a-nice-day-he-means-it  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2016 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences