The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
SEPTEMBER 2015
T-SHIRT SAYING OF THE MONTH:
"If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees."
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
Peter always worried about everything all his life. But one day his coworkers noticed he seemed like a changed man.
They
remarked that he didn’t seem to be the least bit worried about
anything. Peter said he’d hired a professional worrier and no longer had
any problems.
“A professional worrier?" they said. "What does that cost?”
“Two grand a week.”
"Two grand a week! How on earth are you going to pay him?"
"I don’t know. Let him worry about it."
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
Q: "What do you call a fake noodle?"
A: "An impasta."
ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:
"Change Your Story" (excerpted from You Can't Ruin My Day)
http://omtimes.com/2015/07/change-your-story/
