The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
APRIL 2015
SPECIAL EDITION
HAPPY TAX DAY
On income tax day I am reminded that while people say money talks, mine seems to go without saying a word.
- Mary Ellen Pinkham
Simplified Tax Form:
1. How much money did you make last year?
2. Send it in.
- Anonymous
Did you ever notice: when you put the two words “The” and IRS” together, it spells THEIRS”?
- Soupy Sales
You know what a red flag is to the IRS?—If you have money in your bank accounts after taxes.
- Jay Leno
The difference between death and taxes is that death does not get worse every time Congress meets.
- Will Rogers
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
- Mark Twain
BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Mother's Day is just around the corner. It's great to give flowers but they don't last forever. Mom's the Word does.
Give the gift that keeps on giving. It's all about the wit, wisdom and
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Heartwarming and humorous, this tribute to
moms of the world gathers the best things anyone ever said about
motherhood. From Dolly Parton to Dear Abby, women (and a few men) crack
wise on the subject of the center of every family, mommie dearest! Mom’s the Word
celebrates all motherhood with wise and witty words from the famous
(Oprah Winfrey: "Mothers are really the true spiritual leaders.") and
the funny (Erma Bombeck: "In general, my children refuse to eat anything
that hasn't danced on television.").
