DECEMBER 2013
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
-Victor Borge
QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies.
EXERCISE TIP OF THE MONTH:
Instead of "John", I call my bathroom "Jim".
That way it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing every morning."
DEAL OF THE MONTH:
Only during December, you can change your life for only a buck ninety-nine.
Change Your Life: A Little Book of Big Ideas (Kindle version)
http://tinyurl.com/km6u8bj
