COURT COMMENTARY OF THE MONTH:
ATTORNEY: What
was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He
said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And
why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My
name is Susan!
WORDPLAY OF THE MONTH:
Two men are seated on the front porch at
an English nudist colony. One turns to the other and asks: “I say, old boy,
have you read Marx?”
The other replies, “Yes, I
believe it’s these wicker chairs.”
GAME SHOW ANSWERS OF THE MONTH
From contestants on Family Feud...
Name something a blind person
might use: “A sword.”
Name an occupation where you
need a torch: “A burglar.”
Name a part of the body
beginning with the letter 'N': “A Knee.”
BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Perfect for June brides and grooms…
Words of Love: Quotations
from the Heart
Available at: http://tinyurl.com/lhnzbmg
