It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
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JOKE OF THE MONTH:
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich,
pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager
shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for
your sandwich!"
"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and reads: "Panda: a tree-dwelling mammal of Asian origin,
characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
ANECDOTE OF THE MONTH:
As my friend, an anesthesiologist at a hospital, passed by an operating room,
she noticed it was being set up for a breast augmentation procedure. So she
popped her head inside.
"What's going on?" she asked a nurse.
The nurse's reply:
They're making a mountain out of a molehill."
—Yo Klein (no relation), Reader's Digest
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
—Robin Williams
SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:
Loss hurts...but it is also one of our greatest teachers. Find out more in:
Learning to Laugh When You Feel Like Crying: Embracing Life After Loss
(Goodman Beck Publishing, 2011. Foreword by Rabbi Earl A. Grollman)
Available at: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or
http://www.allenklein.com/Learn_laugh.htm (Quantity discounts available)
