JOKES OF THE MONTH (for tax day, of course):
Did you hear about the cannibal tax accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
*****
If a tax man and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch
or read the paper?
*****
A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off a
truck in front of him.
Seconds later a policeman pulls him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starts to write the
ticket he notices the box was full of nails and tacks.
"I had to swerve or I'd have run over those and blown all my tires!" protests the driver.
"OK", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."
"What for?!" asked the man.
"Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
"Kindle is like phone sex. It's OK when you're out of town but it's not the real thing."
-Jeanette Winterson
AUDIO-BOOK OF THE MONTH:
April is National Humor Month. Celebrate with it with TEACHER-LAUGHS audio-book.
Free sample listen at: http:tinyurl.com/7spdopo (click under cover artwork)
Did you hear about the cannibal tax accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
*****
If a tax man and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch
or read the paper?
*****
A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off a
truck in front of him.
Seconds later a policeman pulls him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starts to write the
ticket he notices the box was full of nails and tacks.
"I had to swerve or I'd have run over those and blown all my tires!" protests the driver.
"OK", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."
"What for?!" asked the man.
"Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
"Kindle is like phone sex. It's OK when you're out of town but it's not the real thing."
-Jeanette Winterson
AUDIO-BOOK OF THE MONTH:
April is National Humor Month. Celebrate with it with TEACHER-LAUGHS audio-book.
Free sample listen at: http:tinyurl.com/7spdopo (click under cover artwork)
