PARAPROSDOKIANS* OF THE MONTH:
(*Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase
is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.)
-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
-In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify: 'I write DOCTOR.'"
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
JOKES OF THE MONTH:
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you..."
***
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
DEAL OF THE MONTH:
Save over $7 on the L.A.U.G.H. Activity book & CD for therapists/counselor/clients
Hurry…offer ends Monday 03/19/12. Use key code WAHG.
http://store.guidance-group.com/LAUGH-Activity-Book/productinfo/1495/
(*Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase
is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.)
-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
-In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify: 'I write DOCTOR.'"
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
JOKES OF THE MONTH:
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you..."
***
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
DEAL OF THE MONTH:
Save over $7 on the L.A.U.G.H. Activity book & CD for therapists/counselor/clients
Hurry…offer ends Monday 03/19/12. Use key code WAHG.
http://store.guidance-group.com/LAUGH-Activity-Book/productinfo/1495/
