MidMonth Mirth Memo: March 2025

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare         The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com MARCH 2025 A Mountain of Mirth for March   Store Name of the Month:       Thought of the Month: Literally, nothing begins with "N" and ends with "G". Nothing I tell you, nothing.   Household Hint of the Month:  What to do with that fitted sheet you can never seem to able to fold.   Funny Song Titles of the Month: "If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Somebody Who Will" by Warren Zevon.   "You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too" by The Statler Brothers.   “Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)” by Homer & Jethro.       Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:     Pun of the Month: Last night, someone broke in our house and took a dozen eggs. They also left a pan filled with warm water. Police believe it was poachers. Deal of the Month:   Question of the Month: Saw a bag of gummy worms that read, "No artificial flavors." Who buys gummy worms hoping they'd taste as close to real worms as possible? Tombstone of the Month: Math of the Month: Six without "S" is IX. ______________________________________   Commercial of the Month:   Happy Fun Ball  (from Saturday Night Live) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M   ______________________________________   Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month:   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ______________________________________   Video of the Month:   "Our Thoughts and Intentions Create Our Reality" The 5 ways to harness the power of intention. Approaching 135,000 views Have you seen it yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqPu52vWpJA&t=671s   __________________________________    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2025 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2025

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare         The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com FEBRUARY 2025   Thought of the Month:       Definition of the Month: Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.   Stained Glass Window of the Month:     Funny Song Titles of the Month: “I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Just Like Having You Around” -Billy Walker “I’ve Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers” -Fall Out Boy “If You Won’t Be My Number One, Number Two on You” -Roger Miller   Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:     Pun of the Month: What do you call two people who fall in love on Valentine's Day in South Korea? Seoul-mates! Picture of the Month:   Croissant with Powered Sugar Quote of the Month: Quotes, unquotes and quotes.That's three quotes.And another quote'll make it a gallon. —Groucho Marx   Artist of the Month:   Paperclip Artwork by Adam Hillman ______________________________________   Article of the Month:   Oldie but Goodie "Secret to Happiness" https://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/lifestyle/sebastopol-author-allen-klein-shares-his-secrets-to-happiness/   ______________________________________   Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month:   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ______________________________________   Book of the Month:     L.A.U.G.H Counselor? Teacher? Therapist? Clery? Workshop Leader? This book will provide you with 60, easy-to-use activities to help those you work with alter their negative attitudes and find more humor in their not-so-funny situations. Activities are reproducible and the book includes a CD of all exercises for easy printing. https://www.amazon.com/L-U-G-H-Clients-Frustration-Reproducible/dp/189327750X/ref=sr_1_3?       __________________________________    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2025 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, January 2025

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare         The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JANUARY 2025 Humor for the New Year   Prediction of the Month:     Senior Wisdom of the Month: Older folks need to talk to themselves. There are times when they need expert advice. Seniors don't need anger management. They need people to stop irritating them. When an elderly person says, "One for the road" it doesn't mean they need a drink. It means peeing before leaving the house.   Meal of the Month:        Funny Quotations of the Month:  “Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.” — Sandra Bullock  “In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.” — Fran Lebowitz Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat'”. — Steven Wright Faces-in-Odd-Places of the Month:   Pun of the Month:  I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third. I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive. Bus of the Month:   Funny Story of the Month:   Passengers flying first class on British Airways’ Boeing 747s have expressed concerns about a redesign that includes windows in some lavatories. One woman traveling to New York voiced her discomfort over the lack of blinds. A stewardess reportedly responded, “Madam, if someone is clinging to the side of this aircraft at 35,000 feet, they’ve earned the view."   Sign of the Month: My I have the letter "Y" please?   ______________________________________   Podcast of the Month:   Oldie but Goodie Audrey Lawrence Interviews Internationally best selling Author and TED speaker Allen Klein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiKZw_rUmWk&t=252s   ______________________________________   Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month:   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ______________________________________   Book of the Month:   Make 2025 an AWESOME Year   The word “awesome” is certainly overused these days. But getting “some awe” on a regular basis is like getting a much needed vacation. It can help reinvigorate, recharge and refresh your life. Exactly what most of us need during these challenging and trying times For more on AWE, check out THE AWE FACTOR. https://www.amazon.com/Awe-Factor-Little-Wonder-Difference/dp/1642504033/ref=sr_1_1?       __________________________________    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2025 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, December 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare         The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com DECEMBER 2024 Humor for the Holidays   Picture of the Month: The J-walked...so, OY to the world.   Wordplay of the Month: Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee.  Pasteurize: Too far to see. Instagram: Putting Grandma on speed dial.   You-Get-What-You-See of the Month: I thought this lawn silhouette was a woman who had toppled forward while gardening.     Profession of the Month:  When I studied mathematics, I decided to specialize in subtraction. I wanted to make a difference. Faces-in-Od-Places of the Month:     Pun of the Month:  Remember when air was free at the gas station? Now, it's a $1.50. Do you know why? Inflation. Weatherman's Forecast of the Month:   Two feet of snow.   Sign of the Month: In doctor's office: "If you die while waiting to see the doctor, please cancel your appointment." Decoration of the Month: When nurses decorate for Christmas.   ______________________________________ HAPPY HOLIDAYS ______________________________________ Video of the Month:   The Weirdest Orchestra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nS3KQEESo0   ______________________________________   Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month:   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ______________________________________   Gift of the Month:   Looking for something that will keep on giving? Look no further. YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY has 52 ways to turn any situation around. Part five: Wrap-Up Part four: Crack-Up Part three: Grow-Up  Part two: Wise-Up Part one: Wake-Up "This book reminds us that happiness is a choice even when life seems to conspire against you." -Shawn Achor, NYTimes bestselling author https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Ruin-Day-Situation/dp/1632280221/ref=sr_1_1?   __________________________________    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, November 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare         The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com NOVEMBER 2024 Fall into Fun   Sign of the Month:       Joke of the Month: An 80 year old woman got married for the 4th time. A reporter asked her about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living. She said, "My first husbnad was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher and in my 80's, a funeral director. The reporter then asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers. She explained, "I married one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go. Tree of the Month:     Personal Observation of the Month:  My new car has a button for pretty much everything.  There is even one that says "rear wiper." I'm still too afraid to try that one. Best Urinals of the Month:         Thought of the Month:   The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just one Byte and everything crashed!   Sign of the Month:     ______________________________________ Audio of the Month: (oldy but goody) LAUGH YOUR WAY TO HEALTH on New Dimensions Radio     It may be just a mood, but when it's bad, it's bad! You do, however, have the power to improve that mood, and humor is still the quickest and healthiest way to do it. This program not only describes the health benefits of smiles and laughter but shares a wealth of playful techniques for bringing humor into any moment of your life.    https://programs.newdimensions.org/products/laugh-your-way-to-health-with-allen-klein?_pos=3&_sid=4631b0abb&_ss=r   ______________________________________ Video of the Month: In the late 1960's, I was a scenic designer for CBS television. One of my great joys working there was that I got to design the Captain Kangaroo show as well as all their other children shows. Two weeks ago, I discovered three of those shows on YouTube. All in their original hour length and full color. Here for your viewing pleasure is a link to one of them, The Emperor's New Clothes.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFNNX8QwZis     ______________________________________   Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month:   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ______________________________________ Greeting of the Month:     HAPPY THANKSGIVING  Eleven years ago you may have seen me marching in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was one of the most joyous events of my life. I am so grateful for that opportunity.     __________________________________    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences