MidMonth Mirth Memo, November 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare         The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com NOVEMBER 2024 Fall into Fun   Sign of the Month:       Joke of the Month: An 80 year old woman got married for the 4th time. A reporter asked her about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living. She said, "My first husbnad was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher and in my 80's, a funeral director. The reporter then asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers. She explained, "I married one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go. Tree of the Month:     Personal Observation of the Month:  My new car has a button for pretty much everything.  There is even one that says "rear wiper." I'm still too afraid to try that one. Best Urinals of the Month:         Thought of the Month:   The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just one Byte and everything crashed!   Sign of the Month:     ______________________________________ Audio of the Month: (oldy but goody) LAUGH YOUR WAY TO HEALTH on New Dimensions Radio     It may be just a mood, but when it's bad, it's bad! You do, however, have the power to improve that mood, and humor is still the quickest and healthiest way to do it. This program not only describes the health benefits of smiles and laughter but shares a wealth of playful techniques for bringing humor into any moment of your life.    https://programs.newdimensions.org/products/laugh-your-way-to-health-with-allen-klein?_pos=3&_sid=4631b0abb&_ss=r   ______________________________________ Video of the Month: In the late 1960's, I was a scenic designer for CBS television. One of my great joys working there was that I got to design the Captain Kangaroo show as well as all their other children shows. Two weeks ago, I discovered three of those shows on YouTube. All in their original hour length and full color. Here for your viewing pleasure is a link to one of them, The Emperor's New Clothes.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFNNX8QwZis     ______________________________________   Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month:   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 ______________________________________ Greeting of the Month:     HAPPY THANKSGIVING  Eleven years ago you may have seen me marching in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was one of the most joyous events of my life. I am so grateful for that opportunity.     __________________________________    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, October 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare         The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com OCTOBER 2024 Funny Fall Fotos...and More   Photo of the Month:     Pun of the Month: Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.   Misspelled Sign of the Month: ...and sew it is.     Bedroom Furniture of the Month:   When you don't want your dogs to sleep in bed with you.     Shoes of the Month:  When you are swamped.   Couch of the Month: When you want to tell a tall-tale.     Important Fact of the Month: Did you know that it is impossible for most people to lick their own elbow?   Advice of the Month:   __________________________________________ Article of the Month: (an oldy but goody)   "Humor in Not-So-Funny Times"    "https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/humor-not-so-funny-times-allen-klein/   __________________________________________   Video of the Month:   Bodypaint Illusion "Butterfly" by Johannes Stotter   https://vimeo.com/383779028?autoplay=1&muted=1&stream_id=Y2xpcHN8NzkwNTgyNjJ8aWQ6ZGVzY3xbXQ%3D%3D   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month:   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________   Book of the Month:   Being an author often means many hours of being alone with your thoughts and whatever you use for a writing tool. That's why it is so lovely to get a note from someone who has read your book, especially from a very different culture, like this one: "I finished reading your book, You Can't Ruin My Day, that made me happy, and I decided to put this picture on my mobile device so that I can always laugh...I am from the State of Qatar, I live in the desert, and I loved this book very much. Thanks."   https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Ruin-Day-Situation/dp/1632280221/ref=sr_1_1?   __________________________________________          follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, August 2024

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com AUGUST 2024 More Sizzling Summer Fun   Sign of the Month:   Poem of the Month: Thou snails are exceedingly slow, There's one thing I'd like to know, If I outrun 'em 'round the yard, How come they beat me to the chard?        -Allen Klein, (c) 2024   Poster of the Month:         Advice of the Month:   If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead," they are not interested in you opinion. I know that now.   Warning of the Month:       Pun of the Month: I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter.   Or sew it seams.    __________________________________________ Article of the Month:   "Four Funny Ways Laughter is Good for You"    https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/four_funny_ways_laughter_is_good_for_you? __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________   Unappreciated Book of the Month:   People often ask me what is my favorite book that I've written. Like most parents, who are thrilled with the birth of a first child, I would have to say my first book, The Healing Powerof Humor, because of the thrill of getting a book published and the awesome response to it. But there is another of my books which I feel should have received as warm a welcome but did not. That book contained just as much joy, humor and wisdom as the first and, as shown by the comments below, it resonated as much with readers. It therefore deserves a closer look. That book, Secrets Kids Know...that adult oughta learn is, luckily, still in print. Best New Book of 2017, Assn. for Applied and Therapeutic Humor   "How wonderful to be able to learn and laugh at the same time from this must-read book." Dianne. M. "You’ll want to carry this book with you wherever you go, to consult whenever you need a smile...."   -Dorothy W.   "Best read ever! ...Yes...it's a must read."  -Humor Rx   https://www.amazon.com/Secrets-Kids-Adults-Oughta-Learn-ebook/dp/B071CJZYYB/ref=sr_1_1?     __________________________________________          follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2024

 

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JULY 2024 "Sizzling Summer Fun."   Door Handle of the Month:   Pun of the Month: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub. The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.” 5-Star Review of the Month:     Resolution of the Month:   I will NEVER donate blood again! Too many stupid questions: -Who's blood is it? -Where did you get it from? -Why is it in a bucket?   Funny Foto of the Month: My first search engine.       Advice of the Month: Ask your doctor if a drug with 17 pages of side effects is bad for your health. Literal Humor of the Month:       Question of the Month: How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One or two? Two or three? Three or four? Thought of the Month:   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________   Internet Show of the Month:   1,000 people watched the live Fab Show yesterday and found out how to get more FUN in their life. It is now online, so you too can discover  how to up your FUN factor.     https://www.facebook.com/tamara.hunter.5059/videos/1161307135081165/?       __________________________________________          follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences

MidMonth Mirth Memo, June 2024

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"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,  "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com JUNE 2024 "June is busting out all over."   Pun of the Month: How did the hackers get away? They ransomware.  Ball Gown of the Month:   Found on Facebook this Month:   I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently, he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I'm now in Poland starting a new life.    @MustardSally1   Funny Foto of the Month: Ordered a Gen-X bomb shelter today.   Question of the Month: What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet? I asked my 23 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.     Bedspread of the Month: (...and it's no yoke!)       Advice of the Month: Stop blaming yourself or others for something you don't like. Take a Feng Shui class and blame it on the furniture.   __________________________________________    Get the MidMonth Mirth Memo every month.   SUBSCRIBE yourself or a friend to the Free MIRTH MEMO https://tinyurl.com/yb9939v7 __________________________________________   Book of the Month:   Flight delayed? Plane cancelled? Car broke down? DON'T LET ANYONE or ANYTHING RUIN YOUR DAY  read YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY 52 Ways to Turn Any Situation Around "If you want more joy...in you life, this book is a great companion." -Marci Shimoff, author of NYTimes bestseller Happy for No Reason   https://www.amazon.com/You-Cant-Ruin-Day-Situation/dp/1632280221/ref=sr_1_1?     __________________________________________          follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2024 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences