Monday, August 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, August 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

AUGUST 2022

 

Thought of the Month:
If liar's pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Nostalgia of the Month:

 

Witticism of the Month:

"In real life, I assure you. There is no such thing as algebra."
 
—Fran Lebowitz
 
Things to Think about This Month:
 
Just before you die...

Swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.

Your cremation will be epic.



After your funeral...

Have one of your friends use your cellphone to text everyone,

"Thanks for coming."


 


Artwork of the Month:
 
 
 

Groaner of the Month: 
 
CINDY: "Did you hear about the guy who fell onto the airport baggage carousel?"

MINDY: "No. Did he get knocked out?"

CINDY: "Yes, but he came around slowly."

-AARP Bulletin, May 2022
 
 
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Fun Watch of the Month:
 
 
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Awesome Art of the Month:
 
Chalk It Up

 
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Book of the Month: 


CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

A Little Book of Big Ideas 
 

Excerpts:

Can you imagine experiencing the world as a great sandbox given for us to play in like we did as children?

-Judith-Annette Milburn


We live in an ironic society where even play is turned into work. But the highest existence is not work; the highest level of existence is play.

-Conrad Hyers


If my heart can become pure and simple like that of a child, I think there probably can be no greater happiness than this.

-Kitaro Nishida





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