The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
MATH OF THE MONTH: A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
GRATITUDE STORY OF THE MONTH: "A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all of their ailments.
"My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee," said one lady.
"Yes, I know," said another. "I forget where I am or where I'm going."
"And my blood pressure pills make me dizzy!" exclaimed one woman.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as
he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."
QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
"I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on, like, 100 pounds." -Wendy Liebman
GIFT GUIDE OF THE MONTH:
Give the gift that keeps on giving: books & audio books that bring more joy and happiness.