The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
AMUSING STORY OF THE MONTH: While traveling on a city bus recently, a passenger flashed her transfer to the driver and quickly ran to the back. “Lady,” yelled the driver, “that transfer is no good. It’s from yesterday.” The woman yelled back, “I know. That’s how long I’ve been waiting for this bus!”
KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS OF THE MONTH: Scene: A sixth-grade class. Teacher: What are the harmful environmental effect of oil on fish? Student: When my mom opened a can of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:Why do I have to press "one" for English when they are just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?