Living, Losing, and Laughing
HOW TO FIND AND USE HUMOR IN NOT-SO-FUNNY TIMES
Monday, October 16, 2017
"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."
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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony.
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"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
COURT CONVERSATIONS OF THE MONTH:
ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral. OK? What school did you attend?
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
-From the Internet
FACEBOOK FUNNIES OF THE MONTH
Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam.
There was a big fight at a fish restaurant. Three fish got battered.
SIGN OF THE MONTH:
"Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
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