The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
INTERNET HUMOR OF THE MONTH: Twitter to lay off 8% of its workforce, reduces character limit to 128.8
Apple has released 300 new emojis. Even ancient Egypitans were like, "Guys, you know you have words now, right?"
breaking up with your first boyfriend/girlfriend, it helps to say,
"You'll always be the answer to my online-banking security question.
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them.
FUNNY TRANSLATIONS OF THE MONTH:
Names of American TV shows translated in foreign countries. MAD MEN = "People in Manhattan" (Serbia) SIX FEET UNDER = "The Customer is Always Dead" (Russia) CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM = "Swim Quietly, Larry" (Sweden)