Friday, July 15, 2022

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, July 2022

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JULY 2022

 

Siri Answer of the Month:
“Hey, Siri, how many people are there in the world?”
Siri: “I’ll get back to you. I’m still counting.”


Warning of the Month:
Be careful where you shop online.
We ordered a German Shepherd and now this guy lives with us.



 

 













 

Tweets of the Month: 
 
"Selling my degree. Still in good condition. Never been used."
@ChrisExcel03

"At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next."
@Margoandhow
 
"The paper towel by the gas pump is for wiping away tears after filling the tank."  
@krystaunclear
 
 

Photo of the Month:

 

 
Something to Think about This Month:
 
Nothing in the English language starts with an N

and ends with a G.

 
 
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Fun Watching of the Month:
 

Live Cam of brown bears catching salmon.
Brooks Falls - Katmai National Park, Alaska, USA


https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls

 

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Celebrity Video of the Month:
 
Tom Cruise & James Corden Skydive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wsCworwWk

 
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Summer Reading for the Month: 
 
YOU CAN'T RUIN MY DAY

Perfect for Summer Travel:
Delayed flights, lost luggage, high gas prices, etc.





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