The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
PLAY-ON-WORDS OF THE MONTH: - Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end. - I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. - I'm reading a book about gravity. I just can't put it down.
-New York Times lexophile competition
QUESTION OF THE MONTH: Q: Why do people hate elevator music? A: Because at first it's uplifting, but in the end it always brings you down.
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:"I wish there was a button on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They've got one called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work, does it?"