Monday, January 15, 2018


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
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JANUARY 2018 

AMUSING STORY OF THE MONTH:                                                                                                                                  While traveling on a city bus recently, a passenger flashed her transfer to the driver and quickly ran to the back.
“Lady,” yelled the driver, “that transfer is no good. It’s from yesterday.”
The woman yelled back, “I know. That’s how long I’ve been waiting for this bus!”


KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS OF THE MONTH:  
Scene: A sixth-grade class.
Teacher: What are the harmful environmental effect of oil on fish?
Student: When my mom opened a can of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead. 

 

QUESTION OF THE MONTH:Why do I have to press "one" for English when they are just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?



BOOK OF THE MONTH: 

Start your year on a high note...

CHANGE YOUR LIFE:
A Little Book of Big Ideas
Available in paperback, Kindle, or audio.  
https://tinyurl.com/y96kpprn


Kipling once said that words are "the most powerful drug used by mankind" ―
the words in this book are the prescription you need to renew your life.
  



BLOG OF THE MONTH: 
"My All-Time Favorite Sayings about Happiness"
 https://tinyurl.com/yc8rolet



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Friday, December 15, 2017

MidMonth Mirth Memo: December 2017

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
         

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DECEMBER 2017 

LAUGH OF THE MONTH:                                                           I was singing along with the radio as it played the Beatles song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds." As I sang the lyric "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes," my husband interrupted.  "Is that what he's singing?" he asked. "All these years, I thought it was 'the girl with colitis goes by.'"   

                                               -Lynette Harrell, Dolores, Colorado, in Reader's Digest 11/17


FACEBOOK FUNNY OF THE MONTH:

There's a big paddle sale at the local boat store.
It's quite an oar deal.
-Karl W. Palachuk
 
 
JOKE OF THE MONTH:

I walked by a recored store. The sign in the front said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized.
-Mitch Hedberg
 
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BLOG OF THE MONTH: 
 
10 Ways to be Happier This Holiday Season
 

 




 
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Mid-Month Mirth Memo; November 2017


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
         

www.allenklein.com

NOVEMBER 2017 

PUN OF THE MONTH:                                                    Me and my buddies at the gun club often go to the cheese shop just to shoot the Bries.

                                                        -mirror.co.uk

FACEBOOK FUNNIES OF THE MONTH:

- My friend just got crushed by a pile of books. He’s only got his shelf to blame.

- Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

- A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

-Kelly Epperson Simmons

ADVICE OF THE MONTH:

Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out. It could spell disaster.
-rd.com
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FUN & FUNNY GIFTS OF THE MONTH:

Immortalize Your Pet: https://petvignettes.com/

   The Experience Tube: https://www.experiencetube.com/


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Monday, October 16, 2017


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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OCTOBER 2017 

COURT CONVERSATIONS OF THE MONTH:                                  

ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral. OK? What school did you attend?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
                                                                        -From the Internet

FACEBOOK FUNNIES OF THE MONTH:

Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
-Brian Allison

Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam.
-Rhonda Schar

There was a big fight at a fish restaurant. Three fish got battered.
-Paula Morand


 
SIGN OF THE MONTH:
"Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
 
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HAPPINESS BLOG OF THE MONTH:
https://bottomlineinc.com/blogs/60-seconds-of-happy/let-yourself-be-happy

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Friday, September 15, 2017

MidMonth Mirth Memo, September 2017 SPECIAL EDITION


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
         

www.allenklein.com

SEPTEMBER 2017 
***Special Edition***

To celebrate the publication of 
SECRETS KIDS KNOW...THAT ADULTS OUGHTA LEARN, 
this edition of the MidMonth Mirth Memo 
focuses on some funny stuff from the book. Enjoy!


KIDS TEACH US ABOUT CREATIVITY:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving farther along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.” 


KIDS TEACH US ABOUT BEING KIND:
A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” With-out missing a beat, one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

KIDS TEACH US THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE:
One day this woman’s five-year-old daughter told her that she wanted to be a nurse when she grew up.


“A nurse!” I said. “Listen, honey, just because you are a female doesn’t mean you have to become a nurse. Females can also be lawyers, doctors, surgeons, company presidents or even President of the United States. You can be anything you want!”

She glanced at me with a puzzled look.

“Anything at all?” she said. Then she thought about it for a while and replied, perhaps thinking about our recent trip to the zoo,

“All right then, I’ll be a camel.”
*****

FUN BOOK TRAILER: 
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 ENRICH YOUR LIFE BY VIEWING IT THROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILD



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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Living, Losing, and Laughing: GOOD NEWS STORY #1

Living, Losing, and Laughing: GOOD NEWS STORY #1: Man Skips Job Interview to Rescue Victim USA Today had a story about a man, Aaron Tucker of Bridgeport, Conn, who was on his way to a...

GOOD NEWS STORY #1


Man Skips Job Interview to Rescue Victim

USA Today had a story about a man, Aaron Tucker of Bridgeport, Conn, who was on his way to a job interview.  Before he could get to his destination, he jumped off a city bus in order to help a car-crash victim.

In the mangled car, that was gushing smoke, a man was covered with blood. As flames started to engulf the car, Tucker pulled the man out. He used a shirt he was given at the halfway house, where he was staying, to keep the man’s head from continuing to bleed.  


Since the incident job offers have been flooding in and a GoFundMe account has raised over $50,000 for Tucker and his family.