Tuesday, December 15, 2020

MID-MONTH MIRTH MEMO, December 2020

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

DECEMBER 2020

First Question of the Month:
2020 as a math-word problem:
"If you're going down a river at 3 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?"

Anonymous

 

Mask of the Month:


Cookie of the Month:

 

Second Question of the Month:

Which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?
(Just asking for a friend.) 
 


Photo of the Month:



Third Question of the Month:
"Wanna bet that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'"
 

 
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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
 

Groundbreaking new book by best-selling author
Allen Klein


THE AWE FACTOR

How a Little Bit of Wonder

Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life

 
Available Now: https://www.allenklein.com/books.htm
 
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Barnes and Noble- https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2
 
Kindle-  https://tinyurl.com/y4bajsd3


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Sunday, November 29, 2020

OPEN YOUR EYES TO AWE #2

BE CURIOUS

                                            A CHILD'S CURIOSITY


    *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT

Saturday, November 28, 2020

OPEN THE DOOR TO AWE #1

 

    *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT

Friday, November 27, 2020

AWE HUMOR

 

      
                                                                      *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT

Thursday, November 26, 2020

CHILDBIRTH AWE

AWE FACTOR: MIRACULOUS

                                                                      *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT



 



Wednesday, November 25, 2020

NATURE-MADE AWE

AWE FACTOR: TIMELESS

                                                                   *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

KNOCK-ME-OVER AWE

THE APARTMENT

                Maybe we can't explain moments like this. Maybe we just need to be             awed by them and leave it at that.

                                                                   *****
    Excerpt from...
                                                    THE AWE FACTOR: 
              How a Little Bit of Wonder Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life
                                

                                                Barnes and Noble: https://bit.ly/3ftd7X2   

                                                Bookshop: https://bit.ly/2J5FPRm  

                                                Amazon: https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT

Sunday, November 15, 2020

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, Nov. 2020

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

NOVEMBER 2020

Groaners of the Month:
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.


Sign of the Month:

 


Thought of the Month:

"When I grow up, I'd like to be a retired lottery winner."


Photo of the Month:

                 

Question of the Month:
"During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?"

 —Anonymous
 

 
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NEW BOOK OF THE MONTH:
 

Be the first one on your block to own
THE AWE FACTOR.
To be published on December 1st.
Groundbreaking new book by best-selling author
Allen Klein


THE AWE FACTOR

How a Little Bit of Wonder

Can Make a Big Difference in Your Life


Pre-order THE AWE FACTOR here:
https://amzn.to/2UlUPwT
 

READ:
NYTIMES article on the benefits of taking an AWE WALK: 
http://ow.ly/jt5L50BNhwX
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Friday, October 16, 2020

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, October 2020

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 
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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

OCTOBER 2020

Photo of the Month:
Ready for another day of Zoom meetings.


Joke of the Month:
"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, 'Trick or treat...No, thank you.'"

    —Rita Rudner 


Sign of the Month:

                     

Facebook Posting of the Month:

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us.

We leave early Saturday (October 31st) morning from Sausalito, CA, and will fly to San Diego, CA, where we will have breakfast then on to a yacht for lunch. Then we'll do a flight along the coast and flying back to the Bay Area in time for dinner.

If interested please PM me.

Preferably someone with a helicopter and a yacht otherwise we can't go!

 
 

 
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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
 
"It may take some time to find laughter after a loss…sometimes it’s only an inner chuckle. But…it is there to provide a momentary respite from our grief…to show us that indeed life goes on in spite of our loss.”
-Allen Klein, author of 

EMBRACING LIFE AFTER LOSS 



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Saturday, August 15, 2020

MidMonth Mirth Memo, August 2020

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

AUGUST 2020
COVID COMEDY RELIEF ISSUE

 

Warning of the Month:
Don't let them take your temperature at the store. They erase your brain. I went shopping for bread and milk and came home with ice cream and candy.

Sign of the Month:  



 
Test Results of the Month:



 
Question of the Month:

Remember when you were little and had underwear with the days of the week on them? Yeh. Those would be helpful right now.


Working from Home Photo of the Month:




Funniest Video of the Month:


Face Mask Tutorial 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4c5eo_3-y0&t=18s

 

 
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AUDIO BOOK OF THE MONTH:
 
Need to lighten up about back-to-school time?
Filled with fun and funny stuff about parent-teacher conferences, homework, homeroom, and much more.


https://tinyurl.com/y6xzx37e


 
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Thursday, July 16, 2020

MidMonth Mirth Memo, July 2020


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

JULY 2020

Groaner of the Month:

A man was driving on the highway when all of a sudden he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck that was in front of him.

Seconds later, a police officer pulled him over for reckless driving. As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks.

"I had to swerve or I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested.

"OK," replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."

"What for?!"

"Tacks evasion."
—thealternativeaccountant.com

Question of the Month:  

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
—George Carlin, comedian

Tweet of the Month: 

"My body is like an old car. Every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires." 
@DesyMckee

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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Change Your Mood and Change Your Life with
THE LIGHTEN UP BOOK.
Filled with affirmations and insights to inspire health and happiness.
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