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Monday, July 25, 2016
Mid-Month Mirth Memo July 2016
"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."
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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony.
It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
Q. & A. OF THE MONTH:
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow!
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. Name the four seasons.
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
GREAT NEWS OF THE MONTH:
My TEDx talk in now on YouTube. Watch it to create the world you want.
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