Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle
of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
HEADLINES OF THE MONTH: -Porn star sues over rear-end collision. (Hillsville, VA)
-Animal-rights group to hold meeting at steakhouse (Great Falls, MT)
-Marijuana issue sent to a joint committee (The Toronto Star)
MEASURMENTS OF THE MONTH:
-Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peal and hitting the pavement.
-Won Ton: 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup.
-One Billgram: Weight an evangelist carries with God.
DID YOU KNOW THAT...: -Some people are alive because it’s illegal to kill them.
-A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
BONUS OF THE MONTH:
From the new book You Can't Ruin My Day: Once, when humorist Robert Benchley was leaving a
Manhattan nightclub, he turned to the man in uniform at
the door and said, “Would you please get us a taxi?”
The man replied, “I’m sorry, sir, but I happen to be a Rear
Admiral in the United States Navy.”
“All right, then,” Benchley responded, “get us a battleship.”
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