The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
LAUGH OF THE MONTH: Gloria stops at the post office to get stamps for her Chanukah cards. She tells the clerk, "I would like 25 stamps." "What denomination?" asks the clerk. Gloria thinks for a few seconds, then replies, "Give me 8 Orthodox, 7 Conservative, and 10 Reform."
QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH: What did the big candle say to the little candle ? "I'm going out tonight."
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!"
How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack? Only one - after then it is not empty any more.
END OF THE MONTH MIRTH:
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve?He got 12 months!
My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year. How would I know? I don't have 2020 vision.
What is a New Year's resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.
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