The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
AUGUST 2023
Groaners of the Month:
-Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
-What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
-I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
Apparel of the Month:When the invitation says to dress accordingly.
Medical Advice of the Month:
Doctors recommend a glass of wine daily.
Thankfully, I have six doctors.
Faces-in-Odd-Places:
Thought of the Month:
The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine. —Abraham Lincoln
Sexy Zipper of the Month:
Check out the "hooks" at the top and bottom of the zipper. 
Rumination of the Month:
Only dead fish go with the flow.
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Fun Art of the Month:
When Street Art Meets Nature
Painting by El Decertor__________________________________________
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Book of the Month:
TAKE BACK YOUR POWER!
Don't Let Anyone or Anything Ruin Your Day
