The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
GRATITUDE OF THE MONTH: "Thank
you, Pita bread, for being a great combination between wheat and
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
timid little man was seated in the window seat of an airplane next to a
scowling brute of a guy The little man was terrified of flying, and as
soon as the plane took off, he felt sick. But his seatmate was fast
asleep, and he couldn't figure out how to get past him to the bathroom.
And then it was too late; he got sick all over the big guy.
As he frantically wiped up the mess, careful not to wake the giant, the
brute's eyes flew open. The timid man smiled and said in a shaky voice,
"Feeling better now?"
-Readers Digest, November 2015
AUDIO-BOOK OF THE MONTH: (to be released October 20th)
"The most important decision we make is whether we believe we live in a
friendly or a hostile universe." -Albert Einstein, as quoted inYou Can't Ruin My Day: 52 Wake-Up Calls to Turn Any Situation Around http://amzn.to/1LwwNFs