Sunday, July 15, 2018

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, July 2018



"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         
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                                JULY 2018                                         
BUMPER STICKER OF THE MONTH:
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

PUN OF THE MONTH:
A group of chess enthusiasts were checking into a hotel and standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But, why?" they asked.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
(Thanks to Chip L.)
 
ADVICE OF THE MONTH: 
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter. 
(Thanks to Kelly E.)



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SUMMER READING OF THE MONTH:
 
SECRETS KIDS KNOW...THAT ADULTS OUGHTA LEARN
Enrich your life by viewing it through the eyes of a child.

Winner of the Best New Book Award of 2017
from the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor

 



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Friday, June 15, 2018

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, June 2018


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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                                JUNE 2018                                            

FATHER'S DAY FUNNY OF THE MONTH:                                                                              
Dear Dad,

$chool i$ great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card. I would love to hear from you $oon.
Love, Your $on


Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgrphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student like you busy. Do Not forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad


QUESTION OF THE MONTH: 
Q: Why did Karl Marx write in all lower case? 

A: He hated capitalism.

 
AEROBIC EXERCISE OF THE MONTH:
Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend our arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. 


After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. 

Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag. 
 


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AUDIO BOOK OF THE MONTH:
 
WORKLAUGHS: 
Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes about Making a Buck 
WorkLaughs is full of hilarious and witty anecdotes about making a living. Comedians and others explore the funny side of many aspects of the workplace - including going on a job interview, sitting through meetings, calling in sick, dealing with the boss, retiring, and much more.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

MidMonth Mirth Memo, May 2018


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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                                MAY 2018                                            

PLAY-ON-WORDS OF THE MONTH:                                                                 
- Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- I'm reading a book about gravity. I just can't put it down.

                                          -New York Times lexophile competition

QUESTION OF THE MONTH: 
Q: Why do people hate elevator music?
A: Because at first it's uplifting, but in the end it always brings you down.

 

QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:"I wish there was a button on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They've got one called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work, does it?"
-Gallagher


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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Mom's day is over but you can still honor her with a book that keeps on giving all year long.

MOM'S THE WORD: 
THE WIT, WISDOM AND WONDER OF MOTHERHOOD

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Monday, April 16, 2018

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, April 2018


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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                                APRIL 2018

                       HAPPY TAX TIME                                            

JOKE OF THE MONTH:                                                                 
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we talk about our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."                  "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
 

QUESTION OF THE MONTH: 
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

 

QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:"Because of a holiday, the deadline for taxes this year is April 17, so you have three extra days to dig through restaurant dumpsters for receipts."
-Jimmy Kimmel


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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Did you know that April is National Humor Month?
Celebrate by reading

THE HEALING POWER OF HUMOR: 
Techniques for Getting through
Loss, Setbacks, Upsets, Disappointments, Difficulties, Trials, Tribulations, and All That Not-So-Funny Stuff


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