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Thursday, September 15, 2016
Mid-Month Mirth Memo, September 2016
"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."
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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony.
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FUNNY COMMENTS FROM THE RECENT OLYMPICS:
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.
LIGHTBULB JOKE OF THE MONTH:
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end. *****
BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Change Your Life! A Little Book of Big Ideas
Foreword by Jack Canfield
Hardcover. 500 uplifting and inspiring quotations that have the potential to be life-changing.
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