A friend of mine just phoned me to say that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let him in.
***A stark-naked woman jumps into a taxi and gives the cabbie an address.
The cabbie just looks at her, making no attempts to drive.
“What are you staring at?” the woman asks. “Haven’t you seen a naked woman before?”
“I’m not staring,” he replies.
“Well, if you’re not staring, what are you doing?”
“Wondering where you’re keeping you money to pay me.”
***A nun in a convent goes up to the Mother Superior. “Mother Superior, we have a case of syphilis in the Rectory!”
The Mother Superior replies, “Thank goodness! I’ve gotten tired of the Merlot.”
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