A woman with a salad walked past me in the restaurant and said, "You know a cow died so you could eat that beef burger."
I said, "If you weren't eating its food, it might have lived."
Photo of the Month:
When I complained to Amazon about a missing package, they asked me to send photographic evidence.
What Do You Get When You Mix Alcohol with Literature? * Tequila Mockingbird
* F. Scotch Fitzgerald
* The Catcher in the Rye
* Malt Whitman
* Ernest Hemingway
Wise Words of the Month: Conclusion of the Month:
If thieves wear sneakers, and artists wear Skechers, then linguists must wear Converse.
Faces in Odd Places of the Month:
