COURT COMMENTARY OF THE MONTH:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
WORDPLAY OF THE MONTH:
Two men are seated on the front porch at an English nudist colony. One turns to the other and asks: “I say, old boy, have you read Marx?”
The other replies, “Yes, I believe it’s these wicker chairs.”
GAME SHOW ANSWERS OF THE MONTH
From contestants on Family Feud...
Name something a blind person might use: “A sword.”
Name an occupation where you need a torch: “A burglar.”
Name a part of the body beginning with the letter 'N': “A Knee.”
BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Perfect for June brides and grooms…
Words of Love: Quotations from the Heart
Available at: http://tinyurl.com/lhnzbmg