Saturday, December 15, 2018

MidMonth Mirth Memo, December 2018


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
         

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                                DECEMBER 2018                                         

ADVICE OF THE MONTH: 
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." 

-Johnny Carson


QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:                                                                                       
Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?

A: A meltdown
.

-Kelly Epperson Simmons


Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic 

-Anonymous

Q:What illness would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitis.

-Anonymous

JOKE OF THE MONTH:
One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of Band-Aids and said, "You two share."

-Steven Wright

 


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