Mid-Month Mirth Memo, December 2015

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com DECEMBER 2015 NEWSPAPER ADS OF THE MONTH: Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale Free crust with every Pizza Stock up and save: Limit One   WORST HOLIDAY GIFT OF THE MONTH:                                              One year, my father gave Mom a DVD. It wasn't a bad gift. except, first, it was a rental and second, we didn't own a DVD player. -A. Hodges in Reader's Digest   QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "This mall Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his lap." -Conan O'Brien GIFT GUIDE OF THE MONTH: Any book, ebook or audio book by Allen Klein http://www.allenklein.com/books.htm  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2015 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences