MidMonth Mirth Memo, November 2015

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast." -William Shakespeare Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser.   The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein          www.allenklein.com NOVEMBER 2015 MATH OF THE MONTH: A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200. GRATITUDE STORY OF THE MONTH:                                                "A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all of their ailments. "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee," said one lady. "Yes, I know," said another. "I forget where I am or where I'm going." "And my blood pressure pills make me dizzy!" exclaimed one woman. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."   QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on, like, 100 pounds." -Wendy Liebman GIFT GUIDE OF THE MONTH: Give the gift that keeps on giving: books & audio books that bring more joy and happiness. The Healing Power of Humor  http://amzn.to/1Ydx2Kb Learning to Laugh When You Feel Like Crying http://amzn.to/1MNk2ao You Can't Ruin My Day  http://amzn.to/1iKMrm8    follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook | forward to a friend  Copyright © 2015 Allen Klein, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation. Our mailing address is: Allen Klein World's Only "Jollytologist" San Francisco, CA 94117 Add us to your address book  unsubscribe from this list | update subscription preferences