Sunday, May 15, 2022

MidMonth Mirth Memo, May 2022

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

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MAY 2022

 

Advice of the Month:
Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.

  
 
Misspelling of the Month: 


 
















Laugh of the Month:

A cop stopped me for speeding.

He said, “Why were you going so fast?”

I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.”
                                                   
-Stephen Wright


Comparison of the Month: 

If you get a loan at a bank, you pay for it for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you get out in 10 years.

 
 
Photo of the Month:
 


 

 





















Creative Video of the Month:
 
One of the last fore-edge painters.
 
 
 
 

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Podcast of the Month:
 
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Book of the Month: 
 
THREE PROVEN REASONS
WHY YOU NEED MORE AWE IN YOUR LIFE

1- It will lower your stress levels.
2- It will enhance your positive emotions.
3-It will increase your compassion.


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