Wednesday, December 29, 2021

MidMonth Mirth Memo, December 2021

 

 
"Prepare for mirth,

for mirth becomes a feast."


-William Shakespeare


 

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, 

"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein         

www.allenklein.com

DECEMBER 2021

 


 

Question of the Month:
Do memory foam mattresses wish they could forget?

Warning of the Month:
Stop killing buffalo for their wings.
 
Observation of the Month:
Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

 
                                                


Photo of the Month:

Shopping done. Gifts wrapped.

 



Story of the Month:

I was in the six-item express aisle at the supermarket. Completely ignoring the sign, a woman snuck ahead of me with a shopping cart piled high with groceries. I was quietly fuming but that changed when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward. She looked into the woman's overloaded cart, then asked: "Which six items would you like to buy?

                                                
 
Artist of the Month:

Helga Stentzel turns everyday items into fun characters.
 

 
                                               

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