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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
www.allenklein.com
MARCH 2020
SPECIAL CORONAVIRUS EDITION
IMPORTANT: We care about your safety.
Make sure you wash your hands before reading this.
The Coronavirus: Nothing to Laugh About...or is there?
When we can laugh at something, we rise above it. If only momentarily, we get a different perspective of our situation. With that in mind, and to help you get a little relief from what is happening in the world right now, below is some Coronavirus-related comedy.
TOILET PAPER:
"Some people aren't shaking hands because of Coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone's out of toilet paper."
"I have a 24 pack of toilet paper from Walmart. Looking to swap for a four bedroom house."
Sign in Store Window: "No cash or toilet paper kept on premises at night"
HAND WASHING:
The city of Round Rock, Texas, put out a public service message to ensure people wash their hands properly. It read: “Wash your hands like you just got done slicing jalapeños for a batch of nachos and you need to take your contacts out.”
CORONA BEER:
PHOTO: A bottle of Corona beer hiding in the corner of a refrigerator shelf with all the other items keeping their distance and protecting themselves with a face mask.
PHOTO: A supermarket shelf with six-packs of Corona beer sounded by cans of Lysol spray on both sides.
FAKE NEWS:
John Travolta hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he was Staying Alive.
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