The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to
brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by
best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
JULY 2018 BUMPER STICKER OF THE MONTH: I don't suffer from insanity; I
enjoy every minute of it.
PUN OF THE MONTH: A group of chess enthusiasts were
checking into a hotel and standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office
and asked them to disperse.
"But, why?" they asked.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting
in an open foyer."
(Thanks to Chip L.)
ADVICE OF THE MONTH: My grandma told me her joints are
getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
(Thanks to Kelly E.)
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