Tuesday, May 15, 2018

MidMonth Mirth Memo, May 2018


"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare


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                                MAY 2018                                            

PLAY-ON-WORDS OF THE MONTH:                                                                 
- Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- I'm reading a book about gravity. I just can't put it down.

                                          -New York Times lexophile competition

QUESTION OF THE MONTH: 
Q: Why do people hate elevator music?
A: Because at first it's uplifting, but in the end it always brings you down.

 

QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:"I wish there was a button on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They've got one called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work, does it?"
-Gallagher


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BOOK OF THE MONTH:
Mom's day is over but you can still honor her with a book that keeps on giving all year long.

MOM'S THE WORD: 
THE WIT, WISDOM AND WONDER OF MOTHERHOOD

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