The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
SEPTEMBER 2017 ***Special Edition***
To celebrate the publication of SECRETS KIDS KNOW...THAT ADULTS OUGHTA LEARN, this edition of the MidMonth Mirth Memo focuses on some funny stuff from the book. Enjoy!
KIDS TEACH US ABOUT CREATIVITY: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving farther along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
KIDS TEACH US ABOUT BEING KIND:
A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” With-out missing a beat, one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
KIDS TEACH US THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE: One day this woman’s five-year-old daughter told her that she wanted to be a nurse when she grew up.
“A nurse!” I said. “Listen, honey, just because you are a female doesn’t mean you have to become a nurse. Females can also be lawyers, doctors, surgeons, company presidents or even President of the United States. You can be anything you want!”
She glanced at me with a puzzled look.
“Anything at all?” she said. Then she thought about it for a while and replied, perhaps thinking about our recent trip to the zoo,
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