The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
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Have you noticed how expensive balloons are these days? A true example of inflation.
-Karl W. Palachu
Please don’t accept any friend requests from Lizzie Borden. She is a known hacker.
QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:
What did one flag say to another flag? Nothing. It just waved.
How come there are no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.
What was the patriots' favorite food in the Revolutionary War?
JOKE OF THE MONTH:Tech support: Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager. Customer: I don't have a 'P'. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!