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Wednesday, February 15, 2017
MidMonth Mirth Memo, February 2017
"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."
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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony.
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"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
WHAT'S IN A NAME THIS MONTH:
What idiot called it insomnia and not resisting a rest?
Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?
What idiot called it a stepdad and not faux pa?
THREE THINGS I LEARNED THIS MONTH:
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Ham and eggs are a day's work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig.
My friends got divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and she didn't.
THREE THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT GROWING OLD THIS MONTH:
Forget about health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When I fall down, I wonder what else I can do while down there.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:
"Laughing Until You Die: Humor May Be Antidote For Pain Of Death For Patients, Survivors" (Check out last story in the article)
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