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HOW TO FIND AND USE HUMOR IN NOT-SO-FUNNY TIMES
Sunday, January 15, 2017
Mid-Month Mirth Memo, January 2017
"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."
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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony.
It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
MATH LESSONS OF THE MONTH:
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH:
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
CLASSIFIED AD OF THE MONTH:
Waitress wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years of experience.
ARTICLE OF THE MONTH:
"Five Things I Discovered about Humor While Being in the Hospital, Being in Pain, and Being in Bed"
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