The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker, "Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein
MEDICAL ADVICE OF THE MONTH: "I finally have a dental plan. I chew on the other side." —Janine DiTullio
MARRIAGE ADVICE OF THE MONTH: "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." —attributed to Will Ferrell HOLIDAY ADVICE OF THE MONTH: One Thanksgiving a woman wanted to impress her friends with an elaborate dinner. She cooked all day and hired someone to help serve the meal. All went well until the main course. As the hired help was bringing in the turkey, the kitchen door hit them from behind and the turkey flew across the floor. The woman froze, regained her composure, then commanded, "Dear, don't just stand there. Pick up the turkey, go in the kitchen, and get the other one!"