Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Mid-Month Mirth Memo April 2015

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein

APRIL 2015 


On income tax day I am reminded that while people say money talks, mine seems to go without saying a word.
- Mary Ellen Pinkham

Simplified Tax Form:
1. How much money did you make last year?
2. Send it in.
- Anonymous

Did you ever notice: when you put the two words “The” and IRS” together, it spells THEIRS”?
- Soupy Sales

You know what a red flag is to the IRS?—If you have money in your bank accounts after taxes.
- Jay Leno

The difference between death and taxes is that death does not get worse every time Congress meets.
- Will Rogers

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
- Mark Twain

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Heartwarming and humorous, this tribute to moms of the world gathers the best things anyone ever said about motherhood. From Dolly Parton to Dear Abby, women (and a few men) crack wise on the subject of the center of every family, mommie dearest! Mom’s the Word celebrates all motherhood with wise and witty words from the famous (Oprah Winfrey: "Mothers are really the true spiritual leaders.") and the funny (Erma Bombeck: "In general, my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.").
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