Friday, August 15, 2014

MidMonth Mirth Memo August 2014



"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare



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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
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AUGUST 2014

BUMPER STICKER OF THE MONTH:

"I brake for no apparent reason."

QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:
-Why do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
-Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called a "rush hour"?

                                 

JOKE OF THE MONTH: 
While traveling through Texas, a tourist asks a cattleman the name of his ranch.
"It's the Bar 8, Double Z, Rocking R, Flying G," the rancher says.
"Do you have a lot of cattle?"
"Nope," he says.
"Not many survive the branding."

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