QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
- Emo Philips
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
The reason baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies",
while undergarments for old people are called "Depends":
When babies poop
in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em.
When old people
poop in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will.
PRAYER OF THE MONTH:
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight
to tell the difference.
SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:
Wanna add more laughter to your life this year?
The Laughter DVD has 15-minutesof people laughing.
And it's contagious!