You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
ANSWER:
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
STORY OF THE MONTH:
Just before the school year started, a high school teacher injured his back. He had to wear a plaster cast on the upper part of his body but it was under his shirt and not noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. Knowing that they would be testing him, he walked into the rowdy classroom, opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence... the rest of the year went extremely well.
JOKE OF THE MONTH:
Recently, a guy came into my office with an unusual problem. He was
frightened of nickels, dimes, and quarters. I knew immediately what
was going on.
He was afraid of change.
PROMOTION OF THE MONTH:
Know a therapist or counselor? Then tell 'em about...
L.A.U.G.H.: Using Humor & Play to Help Clients Cope with Stress,
Anger, Frustration, and more.
Includes 60 reproducible activities and CD.
http://tinyurl.com/n7ujxxp
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