Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Mid-Month Mirth Memo, November 2012
FUNNY STORY OF THE MONTH:
The contest was simple: Which department in the hospital where I worked as a nurse
could create the best Christmas decorations?
While they didn't win first prize, the members of the proctology department did receive
high honors with their distinctive sign, "Christmas is a good time to look up old friends."
—Pat Ingels, in Readers Digest, 12/12
ACTUAL BOOK TITLES OF THE MONTH:
—Cooking with Poo (Note: "Poo" is the Thai word for crab)
—Bomb-proof Your Horse
—Second International Workshop on Nude Mice
QUESTION OF THE MONTH:
If you were to open a Starbucks in the lobby of a funeral home, what would you call it?
Among others, readers of the Week replied:
—The Grim Roaster
—Time to Meet Your Mocha
—Latte for Your Own Funeral
MY 500 WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE MONTH:
Summarizes what I've learned so far in life: