Sunday, January 15, 2012

Mid-Month Mirth Memo: January 2012

QUESTIONS OF THE MONTH:
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?' 

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

JOKE OF THE MONTH (an oldie but goodie):
A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully..."Thank God we can all still drive".
 
QUOTATION OF THE MONTH:
When asked, "How would you go about achieving world peace if you had the time?"
Woody Allen responded:
"I think universal harmony is a pipe-dream and it may be more productive to focus on
more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling."

BOOK OF THE MONTH:
The Healing Power of Humor.
Now in a 39th printing and 9th foreign language translation. 
Have you read it yet? Available at Amazon, Barnes&Noble and other online booksellers, as well as from your local bookstore and http://www.allenklein.com/healing.htm 

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